Words of Wisdom.....jump in and add on.

[Railroader]

A boy carrying a cat by the tail is learning a lesson he can learn no other way...

Col. Bob Murray, call sign Geezer, USAF.

 

[Batjack]

Never let a bald man borrow your comb.

 

[Batjack]

Jails and grave yards are full of stoopid people. The smart ones don't get caught.

 

[1eyefishing]

No matter how tempting, never smell your buddy's finger.

 

[Batjack]

No matter how tempting, never smell your buddy's finger.

Or pull it.

 

[ddgarcia]

When a drunk redneck yells "Hey, y'all watch THIS!!!!!!!!" it's time to dial 911

 

[ddgarcia]

Pain is the best teacher.
















It's an even better motivator

 

[mguthrie]

My daddy said
If you break the law, don’t get caught cause I ain’t bailing you out

I used to tell my oldest when he went out on the weekend not to call me from jail. He called my now ex-wife when it happened

 

[Batjack]

Pain is the best teacher.
















It's an even better motivator

Mom still tells the story of a VERY young me trying to stick a fork in a outlet and about to stop me when Dad stepped in and said..."Don't stop him, he won't do it but once." Know what? He was right.

 

[sinclair1]

Son, stay off the drugstore rodeo horses.

 

[Batjack]

If it's got a adam's apple it's probably a man.

 

[Batjack]

If you've been married nine times... maybe it's you.

 

[Batjack]

If you say "I Do" be the ugly one.

 

[gobbleinwoods]

If you can't do it yourself, someone will take advantage of you.

 

[Lukikus2]

never trust a computer with anything important.

You win

 

[Core Lokt]

#64 (I think) 4 things should never discuss
1. Religion
2. Politics
3. College Football
4. Your wife’s weight

Especially #4, with her....

 

[Batjack]

Cosmo ain't never in a happy home.

 

[treemanjohn]

99. My names Bennett and I aint in it

 

[sinclair1]

100. Alligators are angry cuz they got all those teeth and no toothbrush. Ma ma ma sed

 

[Hornet22]

If'n you bleve Jesus was The Man's lil boy, you got it goin on