The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

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[georgiadawgs44]

 

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[bighonkinjeep]

I just left the farmers market and had a flat tire.

I probably should have bought...
Asparagus

 

[fishfryer]

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Straight out of early 60s.

 

[1eyefishing]

 

[TJay]

I took a walk in town yesterday evening. First I passed a slice of apple pie, a little further down a hot fudge sundae and a little further a dozen cookies.
The streets were oddly desserted.

 

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[NE GA Pappy]

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OOOH... that one hurt.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

My grandpappy use to sell corn to the pirates when they would come by his farm. He charged them a buccaneer

 

[Lukikus2]

They sell minnows by the ounce now and not by the dozen.

I guess that makes cents.

 

[Lukikus2]

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I was almost arrested for doing that on a rental property

 

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