The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes
Feb 16, 2024 #688 B bighonkinjeep Senior Member I just left the farmers market and had a flat tire. I probably should have bought... Asparagus Last edited: Feb 16, 2024
Feb 16, 2024 #689 fishfryer frying fish driveler georgiadawgs44 said: View attachment 1286973 Click to expand... Straight out of early 60s.
Feb 29, 2024 #691 TJay Senior Member I took a walk in town yesterday evening. First I passed a slice of apple pie, a little further down a hot fudge sundae and a little further a dozen cookies. The streets were oddly desserted.
I took a walk in town yesterday evening. First I passed a slice of apple pie, a little further down a hot fudge sundae and a little further a dozen cookies. The streets were oddly desserted.
Mar 11, 2024 #695 NE GA Pappy Mr. Pappy specialk said: View attachment 1293190 Click to expand... OOOH... that one hurt.
Mar 11, 2024 #696 NE GA Pappy Mr. Pappy My grandpappy use to sell corn to the pirates when they would come by his farm. He charged them a buccaneer
My grandpappy use to sell corn to the pirates when they would come by his farm. He charged them a buccaneer
Mar 26, 2024 #697 Lukikus2 Senior Member They sell minnows by the ounce now and not by the dozen. I guess that makes cents.
Mar 26, 2024 #698 Lukikus2 Senior Member specialk said: View attachment 1291819 Click to expand... I was almost arrested for doing that on a rental property
specialk said: View attachment 1291819 Click to expand... I was almost arrested for doing that on a rental property