Today I didn't do it

No. GA. Mt. Man

Gone But Not Forgotten
A man came home from work and found his three children outside,still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was
spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered,
"Well, today I didn't do it."
 

Woodsong

Senior Member
i thought about sending this to my wife but then i realized what my house would look like if she did the same!

Praise God for a dilligent and loving wife!
 

shaggybill

Senior Member
Ha! Woodsong, where did you get your avatar??? Im not sure which is funnier, the picture or the ad...

Good story. It will make me appreciate my wife.

...when I get one.
 

dutchman

Senior Member
Now that was a pretty good story. :rofl:
 
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Branchminnow

GONetwork Senator Area 51
Good one :bounce: :bounce:
 

Woodsong

Senior Member
shaggybill said:
Ha! Woodsong, where did you get your avatar??? Im not sure which is funnier, the picture or the ad...

What do you mean Shaggy???

I just put that ad in the paper last week and thought i'd post here as my avatar in an effort to get someone to come back in time with me again....

You don't like my hair do????


:D :D :D :D
 
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