BornToHuntAndFish
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Favorite or Best Hunting "1-Liners" or Quotes? ...Let's Start with Michael Waddell's
What's some of your favorite or better hunting "1-liners" or quotes you've come across?
Let's get Michael Waddell to start us off at from his "Jokes & Quotes":
http://www.michaelwaddell.com/mixed-bag/jokes-and-quotes
“I just got a new rifle for my wife. It was the best trade I ever made.”
“What is the definition of a non-typical whitetail?” “One that stays off the highway!”
“What is the definition of a workaholic?” “A person who doesn’t hunt.”
“I just love animals.” “They taste GREAT!”
“What does PETA stand for?” “People Eating Tasty Animals”
Vegetarian — Ancient Indian word for inept, clumsy hunter.
Protect your hunting rights, “Spay, or neuter a liberal.”
What's some of your favorite or better hunting "1-liners" or quotes you've come across?
Let's get Michael Waddell to start us off at from his "Jokes & Quotes":
http://www.michaelwaddell.com/mixed-bag/jokes-and-quotes
“I just got a new rifle for my wife. It was the best trade I ever made.”
“What is the definition of a non-typical whitetail?” “One that stays off the highway!”
“What is the definition of a workaholic?” “A person who doesn’t hunt.”
“I just love animals.” “They taste GREAT!”
“What does PETA stand for?” “People Eating Tasty Animals”
Vegetarian — Ancient Indian word for inept, clumsy hunter.
Protect your hunting rights, “Spay, or neuter a liberal.”
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