Old Useles Billy Sez He's a Honky Tonk Night Time Man #617

[Wycliff]

Sold my boat to a fuzzy fellar

 

[KyDawg]

I was fishing from the bank one time and Billy came by paddling a topper off somebody's PU truck.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

theys 2168 acres fer sale in northeast Allybammer. gots 160 acre lake on it.

They asking 3.6 million fer it

 

[JB0704]

used it to fish 8 or 10 times...

Solt it fer 4k

Very cool. I once bought a car for $100, sold it to a fella for $300 and thought I dun real good. That fella turned around n sold it for $1500

 

[KyDawg]

Aint none of my birfday Cramer.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

I was fishing from the bank one time and Billy came by paddling a topper off somebody's PU truck.

were it red?

 

[NE GA Pappy]

thought about offering them 3 million fer it, but I was afraid they might accept my offer

 

[JB0704]

theys 2168 acres fer sale in northeast Allybammer. gots 160 acre lake on it.

They asking 3.6 million fer it

I don't even look at them type listings......I look at thems that are for about 100 acres or less. Much more realistic with my long term goals.

 

[KyDawg]

How did bo$$ wrangle up some pecan pie so quickly?

Tolt the wife to fetch me a slice.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

we sure could have a Billy outing on 2100 acres though

 

[JB0704]

I just want a patch of dirt I can leave my kids one day. It's kinda like my #1 goal in life beyond getting them through college safe n healthy.

 

[KyDawg]

were it red?

Well yes it was.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

Tolt the wife to fetch me a slice.

when you wreckin the swellin will go down in that eye?

 

[Wycliff]

Gonna dream dream big

 

[KyDawg]

Fuzzy feller prolly set the boat on fire Wy.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

Well yes it was.

Dang that Billy. I am gonna put a whoopin on his hiney one day

 

[NE GA Pappy]

jest a few mo

 

[Wycliff]

Done got hungry now

 

[NE GA Pappy]

shouldn't be long

 

[JB0704]

Gonna dream dream big

Im an accountant. My mind keeps me in the realm of possible.