Hey gang, keep these jokes going. I text them to my aunts on the reg. They love hearing them.
Dec 30, 2021 #341 jdgator Senior Member Hey gang, keep these jokes going. I text them to my aunts on the reg. They love hearing them.
Dec 31, 2021 #342 one_shot Senior Member A drunk was walking side the road, one foot on the curb & one foot on the pavement. A state trooper pulled over said you drunk? Man ( Thank God I thought I was crippled!)
A drunk was walking side the road, one foot on the curb & one foot on the pavement. A state trooper pulled over said you drunk? Man ( Thank God I thought I was crippled!)
Jan 2, 2022 #343 TJay Senior Member How can you tell the difference between a Carpenter ant and a regular ant? Rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
How can you tell the difference between a Carpenter ant and a regular ant? Rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
Jan 2, 2022 #344 4HAND Cuffem & Stuffem Moderator Staff member Don't be worried about your smart TV & phone spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years..............
Don't be worried about your smart TV & phone spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years..............
Jan 2, 2022 #345 fireman32 "Useless Billy" Fire Chief. If you’re cold, just go stand in a corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Jan 7, 2022 #346 4HAND Cuffem & Stuffem Moderator Staff member I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.
Jan 10, 2022 #347 4HAND Cuffem & Stuffem Moderator Staff member I have been promoted to Director of Old McDonald's Farm. I am now the CIEIO.
Jan 10, 2022 #349 TJay Senior Member Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg.
Jan 10, 2022 #351 fireman32 "Useless Billy" Fire Chief. You know sign language is the least spoken language.
Jan 10, 2022 #352 doenightmare Gone But Not Forgotten My prayer wasn't answered - this thread is still going.
Jan 10, 2022 #355 1eyefishing ...just joking, seriously. Where does my dad get all his lousy jokes? From his dadda-base.
Jan 10, 2022 #356 Mars Senior Member Did you know that a stadium gets hotter after the game when all the fans leave?
Jan 10, 2022 #357 4HAND Cuffem & Stuffem Moderator Staff member What did Beethoven become after he died? A Decomposer.
Jan 13, 2022 #358 4HAND Cuffem & Stuffem Moderator Staff member When I was little my mom would feed me alphabet soup. She claimed I loved it. I didn't. She was just putting words in my mouth.........
When I was little my mom would feed me alphabet soup. She claimed I loved it. I didn't. She was just putting words in my mouth.........
Jan 14, 2022 #359 4HAND Cuffem & Stuffem Moderator Staff member Recently took a pole: 99% of the people were annoyed when their tent fell down...........