The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

1eyefishing

...just joking, seriously.
When algebra teachers retire,
how do they deal with the aftermath?
 

specialk

Senior Member
to the man who stole my anti-depressants......









i hope you're happy now!
 

1eyefishing

...just joking, seriously.
Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.
 
Thread starter #176
2 blondes were sitting on a bench in New Mexico staring at the moon.

One blonde says, I wonder which is farther away, the moon or Florida?

The other blonde says, DUH! You can't see Florida!
 

Whitefeather

Management Material
I got kicked out of school because they have recess

And I don’t play
 
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